Stupid Old People.

I can’t wait until I’m old so I can say whatever I want to people.  For example, I had a doctor’s appointment yesterday and I was sitting in the waiting room across from an old couple who didn’t speak much English.  The old man pointed to me and said, “Two?  Two babies?”  I said, “No, just one.”  And then he said, “Whoa.  Big.”  Thanks, old man!

So, to offset my disappointment of being so huge I look like I’m having twins, I made a yummy roast for dinner.